Yes, I realize there has been a shortage of posts recently.
Yes, I have a decent excuse.
No, I will not tell you my excuse except to say that having a toddler at the pool is more fun than I ever expected.
Yes, I will be back on Monday to post.
Yes, it will be as spectacular as ever.
No, I will not tell you what it is about.
Yes, I realize my lack of posts has ruined... RUINED, Itellyou... your weekend.
Yes, I apologize.
No, I still will not tell you what the next post is about.
Yes, I would love to know what you think would be the BEST POST EVER!!
Yes, I EXPECT you to leave a comment (insert "polite mom smile" here).